Friday, December 12, 2008

Re - Marry

WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?








HUSBAND:


Definitely not!








WIFE:


Why not - don't you like being married?








HUSBAND:


Of course I do.








WIFE:


Then why wouldn't you remarry?








HUSBAND:


Okay, I'd get married again.








WIFE:


You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).








HUSBAND:


(Makes audible groan).








WIFE:


Would you live in our house?








HUSBAND:


Sure, it's a great house.








WIFE:


Would you sleep with her in our bed?








HUSBAND:


Where else would we sleep?








WIFE:


Would you let her drive my car?








HUSBAND:


Probably, it is almost new.








WIFE:


Would you replace my pictures with hers?








HUSBAND:


That would seem like the proper thing to do.








WIFE:


Would she use my golf clubs?








HUSBAND:


No, she's left-handed.








WIFE:


- silence - -








HUSBAND:


F * ck ....

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